Sock Summit 2009

Sock Summit!

Phew! I can finally say this now: I’ll be teaching at Sock Summit in Portland, OR, August 6-9, 2009. I kept quiet ever since I got the call from Stephanie. You’d think a harlot would do anything you say, but in this knitting world, you do whatever The Yarn Harlot says.

“You’re teaching, and keep your trap shut about it!” (I paraphrase.)
“Yes, Ma’am!” (My exact words to whatever she tells me to do. But, I did tell my mom. Don’t tell Stephanie!)

They’ve just posted a list of the teachers, and I can barely believe that I’m mentioned in such experienced and innovative company! I’m happy just to read some of these people’s books! I wonder if we’ll all hang out together…

I’m imagining a large door, that’s always locked and closed with a Teacher’s Lounge sign. Just like the one in my elementary school. Inside, there’s a haze of cigarette smoke hanging in the air, the scent of stale coffee and a faint hint of hair spray and make-up. (My elementary days were in the late 70s/early 80s.) What mysteries lurk inside the knitting teacher’s lounge?

Perhaps, not so much with the smoke and the over-the-top cosmetics. Probably a better vibe in the room, as mutual respect combines with the energy from the throngs of sock knitters all assembled in one place. I was too young to notice any covert drinking at Floyd Elementary in Derry, NH, but with this crowd, you never know, covert or overt! Over the din of needles clicking, a soft murmur of conversation flows.

Cat, are you knitting the instep, turning a heel and binding off the cuff at the same time in a Mobius addi-Turbo tangle?”
“Why, no, Judy. That’s your magical cast-on done upside-down on its head to the tune of a hummingbird’s song!”
“How many asymmetrical twisting cables over lace are in there, Cookie?”
“People, please keep that wool away from Amy!”
Meg, both you and your mother are two of my biggest inspirations!”
“Look, Anna’s yarn matches Lucy’s hair!”
Marjan, have you been to the US before?”
“Is that vintage you’re wearing, Nancy?”
Tina, I love what you’ve done with the Convention Center.”
“There she goes. JC is always casting-on, again and again.”
“Did you drop your beads, Sivia?”
“Well, I think that’s sensational, Charlene!”
“STEPHEN! Get that needle out of your nose!”

Alas, I have a little more than five months to get my act together and make myself presentable to both teachers and students. Some, I’ll be too shy to smile and say hello to. Other, I may want to tongue kiss, but I’d settle for a hug. For everyone who’s teaching or attending, and mostly to Stephanie and Tina it will be an honor and a blessing to be there with you.

Thanks, Tina and Stephanie, for making knitting heaven on Earth.

9 Responses to “Sock Summit 2009”

  1. Lu Says:

    I”m sure there are more than a few tens of us reading your blog but anyways, all of us are glad you’ll be at the Sock Summit. Yeah to the teacher list!

  2. Brooklynne Says:

    WOW!!! Congrats, I wish I could afford to come over to the states… maybe I can beg the fiance for a bit of the wedding budget.. all those awesome teachers including you!!!

    P.S. I forgot your and eagle scout… ME TOO! I wonder wear my uniform shirt is I could rock that with the right miniskirt you think?

  3. aija Says:

    CONGRATULATIONS! Dude, what an awesome time you’ll have 🙂

  4. Darx Says:

    Super cool, congrats. When can you tell us what you’re going to be teaching?

  5. Sam Says:

    So exciting! Congrats! You always get to hang to with the cool kids. Hope to see you there.

  6. isela Says:

    Stephen, you are hilarious! I read about Sock Summit and I would love to attend and now that I know you will be there, you would be one of the # people whom I would love to meet.

    Congrats! And have loads of fun and make everyone else laugh with your fantastic personality.

  7. Mom Says:

    Your wit and creativity continue to astound me, son. Such a gift you are. Love you

  8. Marlowe Says:

    Congratulations!!! This is so cool.

  9. Judy Says:

    Congratulations and can’t wait to meet you. I will be the speechless, geeky one in the corner trying (in vain probably) not to gush all over the assembled greatness-es.

    Knitting the instep, turning the heel, and binding off the cuff using JMCO upside down with a moebius twist… hmmm… I see possibilities there.